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Sound Clips
This page is strictly just for fun. If you need a quick laugh just click on a sound clip from some of my favorite Movies. And yes, a sense of humor is required to view this page! If you have any suggestions for additional clips, e-mail me. | |
| Movie Clips in wav format | |
| Army of Darkness | |
| boomstick.wav | Ash: This is my boomstick... |
| dark1.wav |
Girl: You found me beautiful once. Ash: Honey, you got real ugly. |
| dark2.wav | Ash: Well hello Mr. Fancy-Pants. |
| dark3.wav | Ash: Alright...Who wants some?? |
| dark4.wav | Ash: Give me some sugar, baby. |
| Dumb and Dumber (the greatest comedy movie ever) | |
| accent.wav | Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have... |
| airport.wav |
Lloyd: Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere? |
| 40hours.wav | Harry: ...not a single job in this town.... |
| california.wav | Lloyd: So...where you headed?? |
| gas-truck.wav | Lloyd: There's really nothing to worry about, Mary.... |
| shagginwagon.wav | Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. It's a shaggin-wagon! |
| seniorcitizen.wav | Lloyd talking to the sweet old lady on a motorized cart. |
| petsheads.wav | Lloyd: I've had it with this dump. We've got no food.... |
| soupdu.wav | Lloyd (talking to waitress): What's the soup du'joure? |
| likeit.wav | Lloyd: I like it A LOT. |
| pumpkin.wav | Highway Patrol officer: Give me that booze, you pumpkin-pie hair-cutted freak. |
| cantfeel.wav | Harry: I can't feel my fingers anymore, Lloyd. They're numb.... |
| biggulps.wav | Lloyd's brief conversation with two strangers at the convenient store. |
| forgiveness.wav | Harry: You know Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber.... |
| freakout.wav | Lloyd: They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident. |
| payingattention.wav | Lloyd: Did she give you any reason?? Harry: Yeah, I called her up and she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening.... |
| funbags.wav | Harry: Oh, look at the funbags on that hosehound. |
| hangvibe.wav | Lloyd (the ladies' man): I'm gonna hang out by the bar...put out the vibe. |
| nomoon.wav | Lloyd: No way. That's great. (shouting) WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON! |
| raging.wav | Harry: Why would she have you meet her in a bar at 10:00 in the morning? |
| anguish.wav | Lloyd: And all this time I've been going through such pain.... |
| turbolax.wav | Harry's reaction to Turbo Lax: |
| notgood.wav | Lloyd's optimism with Mary |
| Unforgiven | |
| unarmed.wav | Sheriff: You just shot an unarmed man! |
| clearout.wav | Munny: Any man don't wanna get killed, better clear on out the back. |
| The Wedding Singer | |
| yesterday.wav | Robbie: Once again...things that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY! |
| jinx.wav | Robbie: ....before you jinx the band, and they break up! |
| alcohol.wav | Robbie's philosophy on alcohol... |
| reaping.wav | John Lovitz character: ...reaping all the benefits. |
| Samuel Jackson clips | |
| burger.wav | SJ: Mmmm...this is a tasty burger. |
| concentration.wav | SJ: I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration??. |
| The Matrix clips | |
| spoon_boy.wav | Neo: ...There is no spoon...(Dialogue w/ little boy) |
| blue_red.wav | Morpheus: You take the blue pill.....you take the red pill... |
| what_matrix.wav | Morpheus: You wanted to know what the matrix is... |
| whoaa.wav | Neo: Whoaa. |
| kung_fu.wav | Neo: I know Kung-Fu. |
| no_speak.wav | Agent Smith: What good is a phone call if you are unable to speak?? |
| real_world.wav | Morpheus: Welcome to the real world. |
| seatbelt.wav | Cypher: Buckle your seatbelt, Dorthy, because Kansas is going bye-bye. |
| see_it.wav | Morpheus: Unfortunately no-one can be told what the Matrix is... |
This page was last updated on April 16, 2006.
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